Billu

Irrfan Khan

(Billas Pardesi aka Billo Barber)

Shah Rukh Khan

(Sahir Khan)

Lara Dutta

(Billu's Wife)

Om Puri

(Sahukaar Daamchand)

Rajpal Yadav

(Zallan Kumar)

Mitali Mayekar

(Gunja)

Manoj Joshi

(Damodar Dubey)

Kareena Kapoor Khan

(Sahir Khan's Heroine)

Priyanka Chopra Jonas

(Sahir Khan's Heroine)

Deepika Padukone

(Sahir Khan's Heroine)

Asrani

(Naubat Chacha)

Jagadish

('Modern' Madan)

Rasika Joshi

(Principal Gahalot)

Chirag Vohra

(Director)

Nagesh Bhonsle

(Damcand's Goon 1)

Vikas Shrivastav

(Damcand's Goon 2)

Amey Wagh

(Modern Baber's Assistant)

Kristian Hedegaard-Petersen

(Sound Engineer)